condorn:

tinychatter:

condorn:

sorry i cant hear you over my freedom(:

sorry i cant hear you over my free health care(:

if you cant hear guess there’s a problem with that healthcare

thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

πŸ˜• IS NOT THE SAME AS :/

shinynintendos:

reallylameblog:

shinynintendos:

reallylameblog:

Someone start a tinychat

hello, how was your day??

This is not how you start a tinychat

i might be able to make it smaller if you want

jayda95:

me when y’all post selfies

pudus:

dont ask me about 2009

buttx5:

I TOOK MATTERS INTO MY OWN HANDS AND I CHOSE MY FAV SIX SELFIES AND PUT THEM INTO THIS THING

I TAGGED MY OWN DAMN SELF

civilwhore:

when you see a cute boy

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slipknaughty:

how many followers do i need to get random asks god be nosy u little shits ask me about my personal life this is fucking boring getting nothing

Most to Least Likely to Give Out a Fake Phone Number

shitthesignssay:

  1. Scorpio
  2. Gemini
  3. Leo
  4. Virgo
  5. Capricorn
  6. Cancer
  7. Pisces
  8. Sagittarius
  9. Taurus
  10. Aquarius
  11. Libra
  12. Aries

tepidlachlan:

When kids point out things you’re really self conscious about

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ramsayboltons:

lms if u would drink liquified garbage for scarlett johansson

kingofbear:

when someone says their eyes change colour

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dirtydisneyconfessions:

ok dude, i know you wanna fuck the granny queen from a bugs life, we’ve gotten your confession 385 fucking times, we get it, you love fucking old wrinkly ass ants, stop fucking submitting it.