I saved you for a change, that’s all

jesuschristvevo:

*drops my pencil* *bends over to pick it up* *britney spears toxic starts playing*

starsquadd:

It honestly breaks my heart to think that somewhere in the world right now, Jennifer Lawrence (in addition to multiple other women) may very well be crying her eyes out because her privacy has been greatly compromised in one of the most awful ways possible. This is so fucking disgusting and whoever did this is a fucking low-life pig.

foxxycleopatra:

"i can’t figure out this problem"

teacher: use your head

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actionables:

today this guy told me that my dress made my ass look fat (he sad it as a 'compliment') and obviously since it was 8:30 I was too tired for that shit and I replied with 'saying my ass is fat wont make your dick any bigger' and when he tried to defend himself saying his dick was big enough I told him that it doesn’t count if he shoved two thirds of it in his personality and he just looked at me completely defenseless AND BASICALLY I STOLE THAT LINE FROM HERE BUT I SLAYED

Levels of Tumblr.

helioscentrifuge:

1 follower = Tumblr Newbie.

10-40 followers = Tumblr Beginner.

50-99 followers = Tumblr User

100-349 followers = Blogger

350-500 followers = Dedicated Blogger.

501-799 followers =  Tumblr Expert.

800- 4,999 followers = Tumblr Popular.

5000+ followers =Tumblr famous. 

These are the legit numbers.

Taylor replies to a fan on 8.31.14 on Instagram.

badgerbutts:

cee-net:

batteryliquor:

my cat sat on my laptop while i was in the bathroom and she opened like 500 calculators

Thats only 42 

wow you must be fun at parties

badgerbutts:

cee-net:

batteryliquor:

my cat sat on my laptop while i was in the bathroom and she opened like 500 calculators

Thats only 42 

wow you must be fun at parties

sgdsugar:

A defining moment in children television history.

sgdsugar:

A defining moment in children television history.

Korra and the Kids

zukothefirelords:

sifufirelord asked: Katara or Azula?